wonderful-addiction:

listoflifehacks:

sorelatable:

HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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NOT

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LOVE

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CHEESE

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I don’t know about you but cheese has drastically improved my life

Tru

(via rach-chu)


krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.

(via thedoctorisalwaysin)


*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(via thedoctorisalwaysin)




muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via ruinedchildhood)



snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

(via thedoctorisalwaysin)


rj4gui4r:

uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

Looks like that would be the buttons from the elevator in Hell…

rj4gui4r:

uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

Looks like that would be the buttons from the elevator in Hell…

(via mirrormentality)


refusestosinkk:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

rach-chu